Student: Is there a problem sir?

Examiner: You were cheating!

Student: Oh I see!!!

Examiner: Can I see your roll number slip?

Student: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.

Examiner: Don’t have one?

Student: I lost it.

Examiner: I see……. Can I see your question sheet?

Student: I can’t do that.

Examiner: Why not?

Student: I didn’t get one.

Examiner: Didn’t get one?

Student: Yes, and I am cover ting up for someone else and I have got a small pocket book guide t help me with the paper.

Examiner: You what??

Student: If you want to see, it’s right here in my bag. The examiner slowly backs away; and calls the senior examiner and explains the situation to him. The head examiner comes towards the student looking very angry very indeed.

Senior examiner: Could you stand up?

Student (innocently): Is there something wrong?

Senior examiner: The examiner has told me that you are covering up for someone else!

Senior examiner: Could you show me your bag? Student hands over the bag, the head opens it and finds it empty.

Senior examiner: Can I see your roll number slip?

Student: Yes here it is. The first examiner looks stunned.

Senior examiner: Can I see your question sheet?

Student sure, here it is, why are you wasting my precious time? The senior examiner looks puzzled.

Senior examiner: This examiner here tells me that you didn’t have any roll number slip; that you were covering up for someone else and that you didn’t have any question sheet.