Funny jokes

Posted on at


 1- (((((((( sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon))))))

2-(((((((((((

Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
.
Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

 

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do 
.
Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

 

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!.))))))))))))


TAGS:


About the author

160