1. Well remind

Two novice writers chat each other:

- Currently, what are you writing?

- I'm writing a memoir.

- That's good, Did you had written to the time  that you borrowed  me  two million yet?


2. It means ...

A customer went to the checkout counter of the supermarket and said:

- Yesterday I purchase here and the bill was miscalculated $ 100.

- Sorry, it is too late sir – The supermarket manager shrugged his shoulders - It was supposed to say from yesterday as we were closeout. Now, nothing can be solved!

The customer delighted asked:

- That means I have the right to keep this excess $ 100 ?