Joke: Buy a Husband

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There was a new shop opening in town. The advertisement announced a special offer. All women were allowed to try it out for free provided the following terms: 
1) you can only enter the shop once
2) there are six floors offering six different models of husbands
3) you can pick a husband while you are going up, but once you start going down, you can not pick anyone any more.
 
So there was this woman who decided to try it out. This is her experience:
 
On the first floor there were men who were God fearing. She thought - nice, let’s see if there’s more.
 
On the second floor there were men who were God fearing and family oriented. She realized there was more than it meats the eye and continued her quest.
 
On the third floor there were men who were God fearing, family oriented and good looking. The woman’s imagination was set a fire. She went up.
 
On the fourth floor there were men who were God fearing, family oriented, good looking and knew how to cook. She couldn’t believe her eyes, but still was intrigued.
 
On the fifth floor there were men who were God fearing, family oriented, good looking, knew how to cook and loaded with money! She had no idea if it could possibly get better than that, but she knew about the sixth floor so she went up.

On the sixth floor there was a public sign: There are no men here. This is just to prove women are impossible to please!

The joke: Buy a Husband was told by a woman. Oh, what a joke...



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