Tips For A Happy Marriage

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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SENT YOUR WIFE AN SMS
WHY SHOULD I,ITS 25 QIRSH
SO MUCH.SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS. NO AKHI. WHILE YOU ARE IN YOUR OFFICE
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SENDING HER AN SMS SAYING "I LOVE YOU","I MISS YOU".
SHEIKH,THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE ME SAYING TO MY WIFE, I LOVE YOU?
ARE YOU STUPID?THE PROPHET USED TO SAY THIS
THE PROPHET (SWS), WHENEVER
AISHA USED TO DRINK FROM A GLASS OF MILK HE TAKES IT.
AND HE LOOKS WHERE SHE PUT HER LIPS AND DRINKS FROM IT
NOWADAYS THE HUSBAND SAYS HONEY BRING ME A SPOOHN SO
THAT I CAN EAT WITH, AND SHE SAYS TAKE MY SPOON
HE SAYS "ARE YOU CRAZY" WASH IT SEVEN TIMES WITH WATER AND ONCE WITH
SOIL AND BRING IT OVER WHAT KIND OF A HUSBAND IS THIS
YA AKHI,SHE IS YOUR WIFE THE PROPHET(SWS) USED TO
SEE THE MEAT WHERE SHE LTOOK A BITE FROM AND HE
WOULD PUT HIS MOUTH ON IT. THIS IS THE LOVE WE WANT, SO SEND HER AN SMS
WHEN YOU ARE COMING FROM WORK,BUY HER A ROSE SEVEN RIYALS ROSE.
BUY HER A DRESS,WHEN YOU SEE HER COMING OUTWARD WELL THIS IS FOR THE SISYER FOR HER HUSBAND.
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HUSBAND COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER
AND MOST MEN DO THIS UH...THEY STAND INFRONT OG THE MIRROR AND DO THIS.
FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES AND HE SAYS TO HER HONEY, HOW DO I LOOK
SHE SAYS SHE BREAKS IN LAUGHTER FOR HALF AN HOUR
AND SHE LAUGHS AND WHATS WRONG ,SHE LAUGHS FOR HALF AN HOUR HE WILL DIVORCE HER.
ON THE COUNTRARY,WHEN HE SAYS LIKE THIS SHE SAYS MASH ALLAH, I DON'T KNOW WHENTHER
YOUR BICEPS ARE BIGGER OR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S WOW YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL MY LOVE.
MY HUBBY YOU SHOULD SAY THIS
THIS IS WHAT INCREASES,THE SAM THING HAPPENS WITH US UH,
WHEN THE MRS' ALL DRESSED UP AND SHE'S GOING TO A WEDDING OR TO
PARTY AND SHE SAYS HOW DO I LOOK AND HE SAYS "IS THIS YOUR DAUGHTER'S DRESS"
SHE SAYS NO WHY, ITS TOO TIGHT. I CAN SEE ALL THE FAT COMING OUT OF IT.
THIS IS NOT GOOD ON YOU YA AKHI THIS IS WRONG,LIE
LIE TO MAKE THE LOVE IGNITED SO WHEN YOU SEE THIS, WALLAHI I DN'T KNOW
WHO'S MAKING WHO BEAUTIFUL WALLAHI YOU ARE MAKING THIS DRESS SO BEAUTIFUL
ITS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU ARE THE CHARMING ONE WHO'S MAKING THE
DRESS BEAUTIFUL SHE WULD BLUSH AND SAY,AH,YOU ARE LYING
YOU SAY , YEAH YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T,YOU SHOULD TRY
YOU LEVEL BEST TO HAVE THIS LOVE INCREASED
SO IT TAKES A OT OF DIPLONNACY BUT IT IS NOT
YA'NI SOMETHING DIFFICULT IT IS AN ART AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR SHORTCOMINGS YOU
KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AND INSHA ALLAH, ALLAH WILL MAKE THINGS BETTER



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