Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Everything on a man's face stays its original color.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks.