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Lazy Husband Funny Story
Demetri Martin Jokes
"I think you should be able to hit one person per year with your car. Not to kill them. Just to communicate." - Demetri Martin "I……
Halloween is around the corner
Photo credit: 9gag What's your plan for halloween?
Joke of the day
⭕JOKE OF THE DAY! ⭕ An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava and yam because……
$10 COMPLAINT
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for……
A BLONDE AT THE YMCA
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA? A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things……
Funny jokes
I haven’t spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted. did like this one, subscribe for more ……
Joke
A man went to a barber Barber - Should i make your hairs short Man - Make it long if you can...
Difference Between Boy & Girl
Funnies jokes
Future Tense Teacher to Pathan: Pappu ny Raat ko Khana Khaya,Is Sentence ka Future Tense Banao.. Pathan: "Pappu Subha Potti Kare ga"...;-p……
DADDY'S HOME MOVIE REVIEW,,,,,,,!
Sure, Daddy’s home is predictable and tacky, however with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg wonderfully sparring off each other……
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Joke of the Day
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the……
Some short jokes
A Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".The Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another……
The Pot (Jokes)
Mulla Nasruddin borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend……
Jokes : "very cold"
Whites to civilization to the Indians. Winter came, the Indians asked: - Whether this year's winter cold? - Then you keep on going……
Jokes :"Drummers BANNED .."
au one time obscure, must be the servant that promotes cigarettes a trap for the old district almost total. Once, the old chief master……
Jokes : "WHERE TO GO ??"
My cheeks! The pastor at death go to heaven right? Yeah! Yeah baby. So lions die, why? It was like cannibalism, to hell penance. Then……
WHO WILL BE CONTRACTOR?
Three bidders participating in the bidding revised White House fence. People from Florida after measurement, calculate carefully said:……
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In class on marriage, the professor asked the students: - Do you understand why people say marriage is not like thunderstorms? - Dear……
A TALKING FROG
An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting……
Do not know who he is
Three men helped each other back home drunk. To the door of a house, a man banging on the door and shouted: "Mr. Justice here, right?".……
Jokes : "Wedding anniversary"
On previous holidays silver wedding anniversary, the wife asked her husband: - We will celebrate this memorable day like this, darling?……
BEST PLACE IN AIRCRAFT
A girl first went on air. After you have chosen a good place to be able to admire underneath, she suddenly heard a man from the back……
Jokes : fear
Human gatherings were Tet Children, the presenter wants to create opportunities for them to flourish, singing, and they ask the volunteer……
Tại sao Ế
Ế is an international trend in spending when the economy is dilatory and stagnation, while inflation is higher than the voltage.……
I co her ...!
Before preaching more physical sports, she told the class mind: Ms Tam: when he asked to raise their hands is all bared all. whom……
jokes : Anyway bi categories
During the oral examination 1:GV: On one plane there were 500 brick,Far from falling 1 Department of Administration asked?HS: It's……
Jokes : risked
Some students go out on claims with the room: Eventually the daughter take the chance for me. Flabby flabby Accommodations: - Who……
Jkes: To teachers also have crazy
Teacher: I give the Moon or the Sun farther away than that?Games: Sun farther sir.Teacher: Why?Game: Why the Run My ạTeacher: No,……
Martial recipes
There is one guy one day to collect leaves are picked stone pipe 1 vol butter recipes. Ultimate Martial suspect so he hid to take……
Jokes : "Fourth person!"
A common group of students went on a motorcycle, was on the road, the police were blowing, the party stopped. Police asked: "Why dare……
Jokes: Students today
- I think that here is not suitable for sleep. I can go home to sleep was that! - Teacher's okay, sir, you just hope he and the small……
Jokes: Shifting treatment
The doctor told the patient: "He was a cold, patiently awaiting recovery. Winter vulnerable people but there is not any medicine cured"The……
Lebron's Bad Day!!!
Just Made My Day!
Funny Jokes
LOVE STORY BOY : tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito ? GIRL : ok ano ba sasabihin mo? BOY : ahmmmm……
I was in a job interview today
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell……
You Look Like You Need a Laugh
There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his……
music puns/jokes
what did the pianist forget to bring to the supermarket? the chopin liszt! what was beethoven doing in his grave? de-composing!……
A TALKING FROG
An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise,……
Pinoy Joke Time - Sulat ni Inday and Maling Panahon Umutot
Sulat ni Inday Sumulat si Inday sa kanyang ina. “Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I would have collapsed a moment……
Pinoy Joke Time - Nasa America Na Daw
Nasa America Na Daw Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang……
Funny jokes ng Pinoy
Para maiba naman, magsheshare ako sainyo ng ilang jokes na usapan sa wikang tagalog. USAPANG MAG - AMA Tatay : Mag aral ka nga ron,……
Out of Court Settlement
Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court.After listening to evidence……
THE PERFECT SON
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B:……
Cause She's So Cute!
Some of you might notice this cute young lady had conquered my movies section! Yeah, I can't deny the fact that her accent plus her……
[JOKES] Doctor with Patient
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says,……
Not for Sale!! (Jokes)
A picky lady customer at a Supermarket's fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two……
Company Policy
Start with a cage containing five apes.In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go……
Best Sermon
After years of his wife's pleading, this rich good ole' boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He……
5 Idiots!!!(Jokes)
A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?Minister……
Technology HURTS.. (Jokes)
Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to……
Technical Difference
Technical Difference What is the difference between welding and wedding ..?? In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever,……
My mother taught me....... (Jokes)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."2.……
Feeling Depressed ??? (Jokes)
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox... When I open my mailbox, I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.I……
Husband in a Good Mood (Jokes)
Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But,……
Joking
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,……
Looking for a Wife (Jokes)
Fred is 34 years old and he is still single.One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a……
Alamat Ng Saranggola! :D
Nanay: anak, bili ka ng mantika sa tindahan, nang maluto ko na itong gulay na tanghalian natin! Anak: Nay sandali lang, di nyo ba……
Common Filipino Mistakes
1. ale pabiling colgate, ung close up - adik ka sa toothpaste?? 2. sarado mo pinto lalabas ung aircon - sosyal, my paa? 3. yaya, salubungin……
WHat Is Bonus?? And How To Get?.
Have you wondered what is the + next to your Avatar and Buzz Score? It is "Buzz Bonus"! What are the "base Buzz Score" and……
Jokes (Job Application..)
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...NAME:Armando……
Jokes (Who's Cheating????)
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside.The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must……
Jokes (Bus Tour)
A group of Canadians was traveling by tour bus through Holland.As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a……
Jokes #bendgate iPhone 6 Plus
Changes in shape of the iPhone 6 Plus gained the attention of many parties and invite a variety of jokes. Recently celebrated the……
Dot GIF Comix- A blog for jokes
Don't we all just imagine it all in our head when we hear out some joke? Well, there's this wonderful blog I came across. It's awesome!……
Papu To Judge
PaPu In C0urT (SaD) :BaChpAn mY aGar MaAa kIbaAt SunI h0tI t0 aJ yE Din niIi daIkhnA pArTa.......JudGe : Kia kehTi thI tmhArI MaAa……
[REVIEW]Silicon Valley - Computer literacy not required
Silicon Valley is a comedy series from Amazon's Original Series franchise. The show features a group of technopreneurs in their……
Top 7 Jokes!!!!!
Life is small so try to be happy and make other happy.. 1) Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie Teacher:Wo……
a small talking dog
a small talking dog was a big success when it came in our theater it told jokes sang songs and did alot of her funny things on the……
Picnic Party
“Travelling in young age is a part of knowledge”. Man wants change, nobility and Varity. He feels bore with routine……
TELL JOKES, NOT PLAY JOKES
While living in a society, we should live in harmony and peace. We should love each other and not promote hatred and ill feelings.……
