ONLY A HEAD
A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink.The father orders his …
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THE NEVER ENDING JOINT
As pothead walks down the road, a genie appears in front of him. "I'll grant you two wishes," says the genie.The pothead replies, …
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in …
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives …
IDENTIFYING BUBBA
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify …
DRUNK ICE FISHING IN ALASKA
A drunk Alaskan decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, but just then a booming voice says, "You will find …
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of…
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow stor…
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she m…
blonds
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she m…
