So, do you live in Karachi? Ask any person on the planet Earth and they will tell you it’s the worst city to live in. If you haven’t made your plans to move out, plan now because we are going to prove why it is the worst city in the entire world.
1. It’s so ugly, it’s torture to your senses
Yes, my bathroom is prettier than this.
2. There is nothing interesting to do here
Scuba diving in Karachi? Are you mad? This is not Thailand!
Ice Skating in Karachi? It’s Karachi bro, not Dubai! You are imagining things.
Oh, that ride must be so boring. Somebody take me to a prison cell, please!
3. Haven’t you heard it’s one of the world’s most dangerous cities?
All these people are just gangsters, and they will kill you. Run for your life!!!
4. There is no such thing as ‘history’ in Karachi
Oh no, that’s just your imagination. A palace like that cannot exist in Karachi. Are you sure this is Karachi?
5. The beaches? Eww! Who would want to take a dip in that water?
No, I prefer a soak in my bathtub!
6. Are you a foodie? Well I am sorry but the food is the worst here
No, that Nihari is so tasteless, it’s like a sick person’s food.
7. Are you a shopaholic? Well, you would be lucky if you find proper groceries. Forget the branded stuff, man!
Oh no, that shop sells all fake stuff and the malls in this city are all barren.
8. There are no exciting tourist spots in the `city
Port Grand? Sheesh, so tacky! I would rather watch the patterns on my walls.
9. Are you thinking of accommodation??? Believe me, you would have to live in a tent…
Oh no, that’s just your imagination. All the people live in tents here.
10. There are not even proper roads!!!
Bridges, flyovers, underpasses??? Pfft!
11. Are you thinking about education? Oh, what’s that? Is that a fatal disease?
Gigantic university campuses??? Oh no, they are just buildings where people go for picnics.
12. On a final note, you should run away because if you ever get sick, you won’t find any doctor or hospital here…
Aga Khan Hospital? Oh no, that’s just another picnic place…
13. And who told you Karachi is the city of lights?
These must be fireflies, okay? Do your research!
Were you convinced Karachi is the worst place to live in? No??? We are not convinced either. We believe Karachi is a beautiful city to live in, full of life and full of beauty.