Student: Is there a problem sir?
Examiner: You were cheating!
Student: Oh I see!!!
Examiner: Can I see your roll number slip?
Student: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.
Examiner: Don’t have one?
Student: I lost it.
Examiner: I see……. Can I see your question sheet?
Student: I can’t do that.
Examiner: Why not?
Student: I didn’t get one.
Examiner: Didn’t get one?
Student: Yes, and I am cover ting up for someone else and I have got a small pocket book guide t help me with the paper.
Examiner: You what??
Student: If you want to see, it’s right here in my bag. The examiner slowly backs away; and calls the senior examiner and explains the situation to him. The head examiner comes towards the student looking very angry very indeed.
Senior examiner: Could you stand up?
Student (innocently): Is there something wrong?
Senior examiner: The examiner has told me that you are covering up for someone else!
Senior examiner: Could you show me your bag? Student hands over the bag, the head opens it and finds it empty.
Senior examiner: Can I see your roll number slip?
Student: Yes here it is. The first examiner looks stunned.
Senior examiner: Can I see your question sheet?
Student sure, here it is, why are you wasting my precious time? The senior examiner looks puzzled.
Senior examiner: This examiner here tells me that you didn’t have any roll number slip; that you were covering up for someone else and that you didn’t have any question sheet.