Demetri Martin Jokes

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"I think you should be able to hit one person per year with your car. Not to kill them. Just to communicate." - Demetri Martin

"I wonder what a walrus vampire would look like?" - Demetri martin

How bad does a guess have to be to be an uneducated guess?
Q: What's the temperature outside?
A: Uh... carrots?
- Demetri Martin

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