Future Tense
Teacher to Pathan: Pappu ny Raat ko Khana Khaya,
Is Sentence ka Future Tense Banao..

Pathan:

"Pappu Subha Potti Kare ga"...;-p

Final Report
Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Tere Liye Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Aur Ek Bohat Buri khabar Hai.

Patient: Acha To Pehly Buri Khabar Suna Do.

Pathan Dr: Tumhari Report me Likha hai k Tumhary Paas Zinda Rehny k liye Sirf 24 Ghanty baqi Hen.

Patient: Sirf 24 Ghanty, Is se Buri Khabar Aur kiya Ho Sakti hai?

Pathan Dr: Is Report ko Mere Paas Pohnchy 20 Ghanty Ho Chuke Hen...;-(