51   I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.

  52   I'm having all my plants neutered.

  53   People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.

  54   I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

  55   I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."

  56   I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

  57   My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

  58   I'm touring China with a wok band.

  59   My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

  60   I never go out on days that end in "Y."

  61   My mother would never let me hear the end of it.

  62   I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.

  63   I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.

  64   I'm too old/young for that stuff.

  65   I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.

  66   I have too much guilt.

  67   There are important world issues that need worrying about.

  68   I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

  69   I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.

  70   I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

  71   I feel a song coming on.

  72   I'm trying to be less popular.

  73   My bathroom tiles need grouting.

  74   I have to bleach my hare.

  75   I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.

  76   I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.

  77   You know how we psychos are.

  78   My favorite commercial is on TV.

  79   I have to study for a blood test.

  80   I'm going to be old someday.

  81   I've been traded to Cincinnati.

  82   I'm observing National Apathy Week.

  83   I have to rotate my crops.

  84   My uncle escaped again.

  85   I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.

  86   I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.

  87   I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.

  88   I have to go to court for kitty littering.

  89   I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

  90   I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.

  91   Having fun gives me prickly heat.

  92   I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

  93   I have to jog my memory.

  94   My palm reader advised against it.

  95   My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.

  96   I have to stay home and see if I snore.

  97   I prefer to remain an enigma.

  98   I think you want the OTHER  [your name].

  99   I have to sit up with a sick ant.

  100  I'm trying to cut down.