I think I'm a murderer. I think I'm a serial murderer. I believe that I am responsible for the death of hundreds if not thousands. I've killed many on just one day.

Sometimes when I dunk them, bubbles come up. I often wonder if it is the cookie trying to breathe. I wonder if sometimes when the bubbles stop,if the cookie drowned.

I have dunked many a cookie into a glass of milk. I know I killed every single one of then. Even if I didn't drown them, I bit them into tiny pieces. I confess, I'm a serial cookie murderer.