Mom.: Son , get up its time to go to College.
Son: No Mom. I don't want to go to college.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college.
Son: 1. All students hate me.
2. All staff hates
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason. Come on. U must go to college.
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college.
1. U are 47 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college.
Moral: Only Kids don't wanna bunk School/College