Dear Hilary.  I just happened to be trying to read some information on bitlanders. Unfortunately this huge chat box is on the side of the page and I can't seem to get rid of it. You know what, strangers? I don't want to chat with you. Yeah I said  it. No offense or anything but, who are you people anyway?  And how do I hide this chat thing?

Anyway, Hilary you sent me a message. It said "Are you ready?"

I thought to myself ready for what? My God is she hiding under the bed? But no, that's not possible because I have no bed frame and therefore my mattress is in the floor. Nothing getting under there. So, I clicked that little x thing in the corner and Hilary was gone, for about a few seconds anyway. Just when I thought it was safe, the Hilary had returned..

Once more you asked me, "Are you ready?"  Well, no Hilary I am not ready. Are we going somewhere?

Let me ask you something, Hilary?  Are you ready?