This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.
As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her
"Do you know anything about parachutes?"
"No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"