Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.

Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao...

Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....

Husband: Kya Hua...???

Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...