Him: We are not allowed to give an interview but you can take a picture. But I have a question, why do you want to take our picture?

"We only want to thank you for the job you are doing. Staying away from your children, wife, parents on a national holiday. Seeing all these children in parks may remind you of your children but you protect us so that we can enjoy the holiday. We only want to know why have you chosen this job?"

Him: "Pakistan!"