Satan was building a fence around hell one day when St. Peter saw him and noticed that the fence was on their side a little.Well he requested that the fence be moved and when Satan said no, St. Peter gave him a week to move the fence. A week went by and St. Peter again looked down and saw that the fence had not been moved. So again he calls Satan:
ST. PETER: "Look Satan You'll have to move the fence over to your side !"
SATAN: "I built the fence to keep my people in, and I ain't gonna move it one inch."
ST. PETER: "Then you leave me no choice, I'll have to sue you!"
SATAN: "Where do you think you'll get a lawyer ?"
Because all the laywers go to hell