-The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.
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-Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
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-Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
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- Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
- They already have boyfriends.
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- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
- A widow