[Blaine and New Directions:]
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
Too high to get over ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
Too high to get over ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)

[Blaine:]
I took my baby to the doctor
With a fever but nothing he found
By the time this hit the street
They said she had a breakdown!
([New Directions girls:] Aaah) Someone's always trying, to start my baby crying
([New Directions girls:] Aaah) Talkin', squealin', lyin'
Sayin' You just wanna be startin' somethin'

[Blaine with New Directions:]
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
But you got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
But you got to be startin' somethin'
Too high to get over ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
Too high to get over ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder ([New Directions:] Yeah, Yeah)

[Blaine:]
You're A Vegetable ([New Directions:] You're A Vegetable)
You're A Vegetable ([New Directions:] You're A Vegetable)
Still They Hate You ([New Directions:] Still They Hate You)
You're A Vegetable ([New Directions:] You're A Vegetable)
You're Just A Buffet ([New Directions:] You're Just A Buffet)
You're A Vegetable ([New Directions:] You're A Vegetable)
They Eat Off Of You ([New Directions:] They Eat Off Of You)
You're A Vegetable ([New Directions:] You're A Vegetable)

[Blaine and New Directions:]
Lift your head up high
And scream out to the world!
I know I am someone
And let the truth unfold!
No one can hurt you now
Because you know it's true
Yes, I believe in me
So you believe in you!
Help Me Sing It!

Ma ma se, ma ma se ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se ma ma coo sa!

Help Me Sing It, baby! 
Hee Hee Hee!
Yeah! Sing to the world! Sing it out loud!
Help Me Sing It!

Ma ma se, ma ma se ma ma coo sa! [x8]