limerick
There was a young boy named "SHINE" His speed was faster than speed of spark. He went out one day In a suspicious way And returned……
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The Secret To His Speed (limerick)
Surprising how fast he could be The cause of that smoke it was he Just how he was spurred And when this occurred Whenever is heard……
The Survivor’s Words (limerick)
Brave men said they couldn’t recall Just how they survived terror’s squall So many did wail As their spirits fail Another……
My Son (limerick)
I recall when son was baby And all loved to hold this cutie But when air turned grave And noses they’d wave How quickly they……
The Cleansing (limerick)
The souls of the brave men would cower In hopes of some shelter they’d scour And church bells would ring Some mercy to bring……
What Did I Do Last Night (limerick)
I called up my girlfriend to see If she’d like to go out with me She didn’t pretend Our love was at end So I called girlfriend……
Treasured Words (limerick)
A dream was the night we were wed So sweet were the words which she said As I held her near She whispered in ear How rich is our dear……
It’s All In How One Sees It (limerick)
They laughed at their friend over brew You let girls walk all over you He took a sip then He told fellow men How much that he enjoyed……
Growing Up Is Hard To Do (limerick)
He’d duck and he’d weave and he’d bob And then he did break down and sob To heaven he pleaded Computer conceded……
Rejection And The Manly Mind (limerick)
When beauty stuck nose up at me My manly mind soon set me free I let my pride go By letting friends know Her boogers were so plain……
I’ll Never Forget Her Name (limerick)
My whole world just wasn’t the same When to my life this beauty came In love I was thrown With wonder unknown And Leave Me Alone……
A Miracle (limerick)
His demise was not far away He told doctor he could not pay The doctor was wise His charts re-apprise He put the demise on delay ……
Swings Can Be So Romantic (limerick)
When my wife was riding a swing Please give me a push she did sing So I ran to car Which wasn’t that far And shot her to star……
Terror’s Terror (limerick)
A brute of such strength and such power Each soul of distaste he’d devour This horrible thing No bullet could sting But wife’s……
Making Woopie (limerick)
I met girl at bar really hot And so were the toys which she brought I’d soon understand What cowgirl had planned And……
Why My Eye Cry (limerick)
Wife’s beauty would oft make me cry And I’ll share with you secret why Sure I was the guy For whom she’d apply Store’s……
Dad Died For This (limerick)
I asked mom why dad had to die She said twas for you and for I This dinner dispersed In which we’re submersed Dear dad was the……
Wife’s Tying To Bed Again (limerick)
Imagine what went through my head When wife tied me down to the bed And blindfold adhere So all I could hear You can’t leave……
Reason For War (limerick)
The lines of the battle were drawn And my hope for peace would be gone The reason for strife A party went rife When hostess had wife’s……
What Lights Went On When My Son Started To Talk (limerick)
My son started talking with ease My wife our young genius would please But I grew concerned With blah blah he churned Was then that……
This Real Bitter Pill (limerick)
I couldn’t believe it was true But wife and I were really through And no tear could still This real bitter pill When waiter……
Always On My Mind (limerick)
Small wonder how my secret spread I couldn’t get girl off my head I caught people staring A laugh they were sharing A nice hat……
A Chef Is Born (limerick)
One night I cooked family treat They broke out in song at my feat No evil so rude Could dampen their mood The night I cooked food……
Can Someone Please Explain These Rules To Me (limerick)
She taught me a new game to play It’s easy the gypsy did say Though rules put in hand Still don’t understand Read get……
The Final Frontier (limerick)
Thus astronaut challenged his peers This exploration could take years And what will it mean This knowledge we’ll glean From……
All System Go But One (limerick)
When husband takes wife out on town And gives her no reason to frown When creature of gust Arises from dust The internet must have……
He Cannot Say How Amazing His Wife Is (limerick)
Such wonders his wife would display Amazement she brought to each day The riches she stocked Reality shocked Till mental ward locked……
Choosing A Bathroom (limerick)
At the hardware store other day I became the source of dismay When to nature’s throws The bathroom I chose Was just one of those……
At It (Wink Wink) Again (limerick)
Wife winked as she turned off the light It signaled a night of delight Then in bed we flew And curtains we drew So we could both view……
A Squirrel A Scream A Tree (limerick)
My wife’s screaming made my head whirl The day I was chasing a squirr’l I cried what the heck As up tree he’d trek……
Don’t Even Think About It (limerick)
A husband was full of regret A lesson he’ll never forget Unless you want strife To enter your life You can’t win your……
And The Winner Is (limerick)
Each night wife and I wildly fought Insane was the pleasure we got Oh it was a shame As lost we became In video game that we bought……
Beauty Is In The Glass Of The Beholder (limerick)
A vision of pure ecstasy She’s why we have two eyes to see If you think that’s rot And girl ain’t so hot Then perhaps……
The Love General (limerick)
In silence he planned his attack Somewhere in her yakety yak A way to unfurl This so precious pearl The clue to get girl into sack……
The Police Didn’t Listen To Me Either (limerick)
The strangest thing I ever saw A lady tucked breasts in her bra She was at food store Where she tucked much more Till searched at……
It’s The Thought That Counts (limerick)
He wondered just what she would say If he took his wife out today Through world they would stroll Her smile for his goal He wondered……
How Was Work (limerick)
It came time for yearly review I asked my boss how did I do Your work’s really hot Was reply I got A shame we do not employ……
An Unanswered Question (limerick)
Each man’s brain has bore this before Its terror is so hard to shore It’s easy to flee So why didn’t he When her……
A Great Dog Trick (limerick)
That’s awesome I had to admit When friend told his dog stick to get Dog to task assigned Brought best he could find And even……
Dear Dad’s Final Words (limerick)
Remember the words dear dad said While laying upon death’s dark bed From this misery My son set me free I can’t see T.V.……
The Meaning Of Dreams (limerick)
Each night I was bothered by dreams What messages hid in their streams My heart started leaping At secrets they’re keeping They……
The Kung Fu Master (limerick)
At kung fu I was a real pro I learned secrets masters did know No force under sky Could beat this young guy When from a fight I quickly……
When Will A Man Be Too Old (limerick)
My old father wept and he whined When he was to care home assigned In disgust he loomed And insults exhumed Till cute nurses bloomed……
The Open And Shut Case (limerick)
Asked didn’t you use common sense By victims of the man’s offense Oh yes the man swore As proof even more Showed maniacs……
Putt-Putt (limerick)
This putt-putt caused tears to descend This putt-putt of evil portend This putt-putt grossed name My putt-putt of shame The putt-putt……
Eau de Plan (limerick)
One night I picked fight with a skunk A concept not very well thunk Though I stunk like (well) The same place plan fell My……
Make A Wish (limerick)
A wife wishing at wishing well When down the well her husband fell Insults he was dishing As she heard him swishing But boy did her……
Her Secret To Losing Weight (limerick)
Friends asked her how she stayed so slim You must give us name of your gym So she took their hand To bar that was banned Where men……
I Sing Like A Bird (limerick)
My wife said I sang like a bird I said dear you’re being absurd When from house she’d flee Still shouting at me The worst……
The Last Sad Goodbye Kiss (limerick)
How sadly my wife use to cry Whenever I’d kiss her goodbye Each kiss I’d give Beth Brought visions of death Until I gave……
The Hot Wife (limerick)
Wife never was this hot before (All) night scarcely clad she cried for more Her womanly spice My manhood entice Till I bought her……
I Still Can Remember (limerick)
When I was a wee little guy My dad loved to toss me in sky Such Joys he was hatching And thrills without matching I wish he gave catching……
Sex Isn’t Everything (limerick)
For her he would hop he would run For her he’d do feats that would stun For her worlds he’d whirl For her treasures twirl……
The Choir Director (limerick)
The man oft had problems with test Let’s face it for brains he’s not blessed But here is the thing That gives him his……
The Secret To His Speed (limerick)
Surprising how fast he could be The cause of that smoke it was he Just how he was spurred And when this occurred Whenever is heard……
Help! Someone Has Stolen Our Son (limerick)
They wouldn’t see son anymore Some stranger had taken him o’er To them rarely talked His brain now seemed blocked The……
Her Beauty Was Really Breathtaking (limerick)
I met a young girl other day Her beauty took my breath away My dreams they did soar As never before As passed out on floor I did lay……
Best Way To Feel Good (limerick)
Told doctor I didn’t feel good He said I don’t see why you should To end my dismay There’s only one way Nurse Good……
The Miracle Cure (limerick)
I found cure for my misery And cheaper than a doctor’s fee (And) from pain would be drawn A bright golden dawn When I set wife……
The Beautiful Fortune Teller (limerick)
She saw the man’s future in ball And to the brave man told it all This beauty’s no fake In forecasts she’d make……
