BLOG: Where has my Buzz Gone; I found it and IT SUCKS
Note: I am not doing this to say "oh woah is me, pitty my first world problems." I am doing this because there is no easy way to contact……
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BLOG: Pokematic Reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trans-Dimensional Turtles
So if you remember, I said that Turtles Forever is the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie ever, since it was a crossover between……
BLOG: Open Casting Call for Podcast Guests
Hey there followers and friends. As you have surely figured out by now, I have a podcast called the "Pokematic Podcast" where……
BLOG: How-to Make Easy Light Battered Fried Jalapeños
Hey everyone, if you're like me, you like lightly battered friend jalapeños. With them it removes a large amount of the……
BLOG: A REALLY Short Rant on "Don't Buy a Steam Machine" video
So one youtuber I watch has been reviewing Steam Machines. For those of you who don't know, Steam Machines are pre-built form factor……
BLOG: A Christmas Story 2 Review (CMT Edit)
So like many people, I watch A Christmas Story on TBS every year since they show it for 24 hours. With that marathon, some other stations……
BLOG: Where Have I been
This is posted to both my Bitlanders Blog and Daily Blog. So I have some explaining to do. I could be all “it’s my life,……
BLOG: DisneyQuest is closing in 2016, and I'm sad
Of all the Disney attractions I've experienced in my 3 trips to Disney World, nothing compares to the "free" arcade and virtual reality……
BLOG: School is NOT the best/easiest part of life
So whenever I see posts about teens and young adults complaining about how much they hate school, there's always that one "out in……
BLOG: The Political Commentary in Cousin Skeeter's "New Kids on the Planet"
So for no reason whatever, I started thinking about the TV movie "New Kids on the Planet" from the Nickelodeon TV show Cousin Skeeter.……
BLOG: What is the Internet Rabbit Hole and How Bitlanders can use it
This is an extension on my blog "how bitlanders can be improved" (and is using the concept of the internet rabbit hole). So maybe……
BLOG: How Bitlanders Can Be Improved
So a couple months ago I made a blog called "A guide to Bitlanders Success." Well today I feel like I could give Bitlanders a guide……
BLOG: The Hotel Shower Race Game
So I'm doing some traveling with my brother and dad, and one of the hotels we're staying at has one of those heat lights on a timer……
BLOG: Taking Questions for my First Q&A
Well, 1000 subscribers. I thought of this on my drive to work. Since I have 1000+ subscribers, I'll do a Q&A. So now's your chance,……
BLOG: I like my steak well done, and there's nothing you can do about it.
"NOOOOO, STUPID HOBITS RUINS THE MEAT!" That's what I hear any time I hear the age old argument of "if you cook a steak medium well……
BLOG: How to Maximize your Savings when Buying New Stuff
This was originally shared on colexions.com This is not a scam, I have used this for years and have saved hundreds of dollars. It……
BLOG: Failed Video Rental Store Scams
Hey everyone, so I was at my local Family Video video rental store, because we still have them and I like them better than Red Box,……
BLOG: Bitcoin Investment "Scams"
This is a quick little thing. So I've tried many different bitcoin and other cryptocurency investment sites; ourbeks, double bitcoin,……
BLOG: Good Bye Daily Bitcoin
DISCLAIMER: The following showcases ads that I ran on a web site. This is not meant to be an advertizement, but rather to showcase……
BLOG: A guide to Bitlanders Success
Hello everyone, my name is Pokematic. I've been with Bitlanders since the FilmAnnex days. I wouldn't say that I'm "a top user," but……
BLOG: I would review Frozen, but it's been to long
Hey everyone, after uploading my most recent podcast, I realized I never actually reviewed Disney's Frozen. I've seen it many times,……
BLOG: A quick life hack for streaming bitlanders/youtube/hulu/netflix in browser
Hey everyone. If you're like me, you have a dual monitor set-up and like to watch bitlanders, youtube, hulu, or netflix on your second……
BLOG: Pokematic Reviews The Family (2013)
Before I start the review, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. I cannot accurately talk about how great this movie is without giving……
BLOG: My Current Upload Schedule
Hello viewers. I have found myself with ample free time this semester. Every Wednesday I film lets plays with some of my friends.……
BLOG: How to Strain Cooking Oil
OK folks, here's a little cooking tip for you. How many of you like to deep fry food instead of baking it? I'm talking about things……
My January 3rd Adventures
Normally I do a daily blog where I talk about what I did that day, unless it's a big adventure that's worthy of my adventure blog.……
BLOG: Power Problem Solving, It was stupid
OK, let me tell you a little story from my middle school days. The year was 2006, I was 12 and in health class. We were learning about……
BLOG: Pokematic Reviews A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (TV Edit)
SPOILSER! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! So this year FXX is airing A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas in a 24 hour marathon. Similar……
The benefits of smoking
A famous tobacco company held advertising in the village. Suddenly, one old man said in the village goes to the board and loudly talk:……
Short love story
COURTSHIP In the morning she opened the door. Seeing a little cat of the upstairs neighbor is outside, on the neck revealed a plaque:……
BLOG: Simpsons Futurama (Simpsorama) Cross Over
About a month ago, Family Guy crossed over with the Simpsons. It was a cross over, that to this viewer, was lackluster, mainly because……
BLOG: Night of the Living Dead: Colorized Review
So I'm a bit of a fan of Night of the Living Dead. It's a great horror movie that relies on the situation to scare you, not gore and……
BLOG: No One is Waiting During Transformation Scenes
OK, so one criticism of various anime series is the "transformation scenes taking upwards of 1 minute and the bad guys are just waiting……
BLOG: In Memory of Pokemopolis (PG-13)
Warning, due to the nature of the content in this blog, this may not be suitable for young audiences. Like the site being remembered,……
BLOG: Pokematic Reviews National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Ok, so I just watched National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Why, because it was on hulu, and I didn't really have anything else to watch.……
BLOG: An Impression of Fiber One 90 Calorie Browinies
So I recently started eating fiber one 90 calorie brownies rather regularly because I get them with my lunch and it's the only thing……
BLOG: Simpsons Family Guy Cross Over
Hello everyone. Let me start out by saying I'm a pretty big fan of The Simpsons and not a fan of Family Guy. I find the Simpsons to……
BLOG: The Death Star Explosion is not a Plot Hole
I'm a fan of Star Wars, and I've read a bunch of different science looks at the elements of Star Wars. I might expand on this at some……
BLOG: The Critic Critic on Bonkers
(I might do this as a video, so just roll with the style). Heeellooo I'm the Critic Critic, I critique him because you wouldn't dare……
BLOG: A Restaurant bans Ketchup
Apparently some up-class bistro in Florida banned ketchup from their restaurant. Scroll down to the comments, they're hilarious.While……
BLOG: A story about Shampoo
Gather round children. Uncle Pokematic has a story to tell. A story about, shampoo. Lets start at the beginning. Now Uncle Pokematic……
BLOG: They Forgot they Had Them
Well as you may or may not know, PS2 games are on fire sale. If you find them at a store like walmart or best buy, they're dirt cheap,……
A "square" with 1 side equal to zero to mimick a triange is not a "square" people
OK, so I like to read Did You Know Gaming. I came across this and there was something that annoyed me from a math perspective. See……
Jynx, a brief history on the most controvercial Pokemon ever
Greetings everyone, I was at the coolest mall I've ever been to (read about it in this old blog from before I found bitlanders/film……
Pokematic's thoughts on Chocolate Milk
So I'm sitting here and I thought, I want some chocolate milk, but not your average chocolate milk, my home made chocolate milk. What's……
Pokematic Reviews Turtles Forever
WARNING: SPOILERS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! So after watching the new Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and doing a full review……
Pokematic Reviews The Bogus Witch Project
Let me start out with this, I love "The Blair Witch Project." It's my favorite horror movie. It doesn't rely on gore to scare you.……
How to make thick BBQ sauce
Well it's that time of year again, the grills are out and people are perfecting their BBQ recipes. Well, at least that's the case……
Pokematic Reviews The PowerMat
So back in 2006, a new charging technology came out; it was the Powermat,a new wireless charging device. The commercials showed you……
iCarly, a theory about what happened to Freddie.
We all know what happened to Carly and Sam after iCarly. Carly left Seattle to live with her had and travel the world with him on……
Hitbliss, a review, a lookback, a plee for return
Question, what do you call a service that offers you hit movies, great TV shows, and Pandora premium for free in exchange for watching……
Pokematic, A Rant on Symbolism
I'm just going to come out and say "I don't like fight club." Say what you will, but I found the movie to be convoluted, boring, and……
Pokematic Reviews Bandslam
If it's not a good game or catholic...who do you call?...why Pokematic "Hi." I just finished watching Bandslam. Before I get into……
It's impossible to imagine a new color
OK, just so you know, I spell it "color." I'm American, that's how we spell it here. If you spell it "colour," please don't disregard……
My Favorite One Piece Arc So Far
Warning, this post may contain spoilers. So if you are not at episode 200 or so of one piece, you may be spoiled. That said, let me……
