*Handwriting
Sir hissed the lawyer, do you swear this is not your signature?Yes.Is it not your handwriting?NopeYou take your solemn oath that t…
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Borrowing Money
Glad to see you, old man. Can you lend me five dollars ?" "Sorry, but I haven't a cent with me today" "And at home ?" "They're al…
A HALF OF TICKET
A man went to the theatre for the concert. At the ticket office, he said to theticket seller:- Please sell me a half of ticket.The…
DUMMY HUSBAND
A man asked his wife, "if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?" "I'd love to be six again," she …
Faithfull
After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithful…
# Size Enlargements
"Do you make life-size enlargements of snapshot ?""That's our specialty""Fine! Here's a picture I took of the Pyramid"…
Who you are makes a difference
One night a man came home to his 14 year-old son and sat him down. He said, "The most incredible thing happened to me today. I was…
Time
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you …
