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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary.The friend asked, What did you do for your 25th?…
A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary.The friend asked, What did you do for your 25th?…
Santa Kaun Banega Crorepati Main Amitabh Bachchan: “What is you father’s name?” Santa: Options Please. Amitabh Bachchan: A. …
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila Majnu ,…
Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and its …
A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda sta…
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A …
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her tha…
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of me…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting …
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightf…