new jersey fire truck
One dark night inthe small town ofGarfield, NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engul…
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my favorite animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been…
military humor
Admiral Rickover's Retirement - True Story At one point in time during his career, Admiral Hyman Rickover, the father of the Nucle…
men are just happier people
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themse…
male vs female
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r…
little thoughts
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especi…
lawyer jokes
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his …
idiots all over
You will feel better about yourself when you read this... IDIOTS IN SERVICE: This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact …
husbands and wives
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A Man's Perspective) I know I'm never going to understand women.I can't understand how you can take boiling h…
Gifts human resources
One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up in heaven …
