The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday
2:
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policyabout having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
3:
ali: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
azam: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
ali: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
azam: I'm not. I'm her mother.
4:
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.