Here they come:

• There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. - Robert Smith Surtees
• Whoever tells the best story wins. - John Quincy Adams
• A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
• Ignorance of the law excuses no man - from practicing it. - Adison Mizner
• In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. - Angie Papadakis
• A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. - Lord Brougham
• A man is innocent until proven broke. - Anonymous