Funny Letter

 

This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole.

 

To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why?
What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body.
I’m thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but
sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared
or stomached to be with you anymore because at first,
Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam
all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home
or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school
or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very, very, very fat body
but you hate it you thoughth you’re the most prettiest girls he know about what do
you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face
(to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different
name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because
I’m never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis,
but if you start already to calling me different name, I’m don’t have any other choice
but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,
OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I’m am the more sexier
than you when you look to us in the mirror.
I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM:
THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

Ps.
You say that I’m the bad breathe But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.

 

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