Hey Siri, give me a hint. Apple just invited journalists to its annual September press event. It’s happening on September 9th at 10am. But the best part of this invite is the attention to detail and Apple’s Easter eggs.

The invite starts with a simple sentence — “hey Siri, give us a hint.” And Apple programmed many, many different hints. None of them are actually useful. But it’s pretty funny to see that Apple takes its marketing copy very seriously.