Boy: alam mo ang bobo ng nkaimbento ng alphabet..

Girl: bakit nman?..

Boy: because they made a serious mistake by letting "U" and "I" far away together... 

Girl: aa..  edi genius pla nka imbento ng keyboard?.

Boy: bakit?..

Girl: Because they put "U" and "I" close together and far away from "X"..
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Uy.... chineck ung keyboard... haha...