For your daily dose of happiness ...
1. If you feel STRESSED, give yourself a break.
Eat some cake, ice cream, fruit, chocolate or other sweets.
Why? Because ‘stressed’ spelled backward is DESSERTS.
That's what we called REVERSED PSYCHOLOGY.
2. Peter: why you enter here in the heaven?
Joy : Because Im lovable to others.
Peter : Why you said that?
Joy : Because I have seven husband.
3. One day , I saw my ex crying while it rains.
I'm near to him.She said, “Leave me! I want to be alone!”
I laugh , and I said “Ow, why? I just passing by! What's the matter?!
Boy 1: Hey, dude did you know my father is very great police , he's been around for 35 years now in service but he didn't shot by a gun.
Boy 2: Really? What kind of police is your dad?
Boy 1: Police traffic.
5. Rencee and Jane climb into the mountain.
Jane : Renceeee! Help me! (she's falling )
Rencee : (hold the hand of Jane) If you love someone, you should let her go.
Jane : Waaaahhhhh!!!!