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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.~ Peter De Vries
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.~……
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A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters……
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.~ Albert Einstein
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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.~ Elsa Schiaparelli
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!~ Doug Larson
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms……
