Overheard conversation of my 3 year old daughter with her grandfather..

Conversation 1

Grandpa: Come Tenice let's eat.

Tenice: Lolo, I will feed you.

Grandpa: No, don't touch the food with your bare hands. You use a spoon or a fork.

Tenice: No, my hand is not a bear.

Conversation 2

Grandpa: Hello my dear.

Tenice: I'm not a deer. This is a deer (pointing at the picture of a deer on the animals chart).