Tips for Politicians: Courting the Coveted Senior Vote
seniors . I recently sat down with a group of my contemporaries at the Pleasantville Seniors Center to discuss the state of the da…
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God Damned Teenage Trick or Treaters Drive me Batty
Few things chap my ass more than damned teenagers who dont know when to hang up the pillowcase and stop trolling for free candy on…
God Damned Young People Need to Toughen the Hell Up
The problem with young people today is that theyre too damned soft. In my day, young people were tough, damn it. We were gristly, …
An Old Man’s Christmas Wish List
A senior citizens Christmas wish list for all of mankind Iprods (available in 15,000 volt, 25,000 volt and 50,000 volt versions) …
An Old Man’s Hopes for 2012
Picking up where I left off before Christmas and proving once again that an old man can flog a theme within an inch of its life s…
This God Damned Funny Business is No Laughing Matter
It seems to me that one of the best indicators of this nations moral decay is the reprehensible nonsense that passes for humor now…
Underwater
People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted.…
A Year in Review (Copies)
Hey everyone--I've thought long and hard about how to write this blog post without sounding like an entitled asshole. Many thanks …
Really Into Real Estate
Never in a million years would I have imagined that within the space of 10 months I would be embroiled in selling two houses and b…
Signage
As we prepare to put our old house on the market, Ive been busy eradicating all the signs from doors and walls. Yes, you read that…
