joke.....
My wife says my attention span is worse than a gold rings are so expensive these days. I lost mine and I can't afford to buy the w…
Browse all tauseef-ahmad-8566's Blog Posts
fix it...
Hey! You can fix loose keys on your keyboard with superglue! Just be careful not ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt…
wife.................
I'm chilling with my wife tonight.I can't afford to turn the heating on.…
200million.......
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200million chance that you won't have to go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you a 1 in 5 chance.…
honesty........
When my Boss asked me what I thought my biggest weakness was, I said 'Honesty'. He told me he didn't think honestly was a weakness…
like a boss.....
Whenever somebody says that they did something "Like a Boss" I can only assume they did nothing but took all the credit for it.…
girlfriend...
My new girlfriend is so cool. She even plays football for a local ladies team! Yep, shes a keeper.…
lazy
Lazy Feckers of History Award - Shortlist:Nominee #1 The guy who named the Fireplace.Nominee #2 The guy who named the Orange.Nomin…
bikini.....
Women wear bikinis, showing 90% of their body, but I'm so polite that I only stare at the covered places.…
ww2
My Grandfather was one of the most highly decorated Vets of WW2. Everyone else was out fighting, but he was too busy hanging tinse…
