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Ladies, when a man says he'll do something, he'll do it. Theres no need to remind us every 6 months about it.…
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It's funny how things change when you get older. When I was young, I used to sit in my garden and treat myself to some killer Weed…
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When a woman asks you to guess her age, the feeling is like wondering what wire to cut when defusing a bomb.…
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I never understood the allure of lap dances. If I wanted to give a woman all kinds of money and be sexually frustrated, I'd just g…
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Sometimes I wish my wifes conversations were like online user agreements - where I could skip to the end and just agree.…
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Scary thought: There is actually no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house right now.…
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Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?Me: Honesty.Interviewer: I don't think that's a bad thing!Me: I couldn't…
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I told a friend of mine that I'd been talking behind his back.He said "You disgust me".I said "Yes, we did!"…
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Since my Dad moved to the city, he said hes really struggled to find work. I said Dad, you're a Shepherd. I remember once he said …
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I've got a new job helping a one-armed typist do capitals and symbols.Its just shift-work.…
