Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Native Place ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : what?
Candidate : madhya pradesh Sir.
Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..
Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....??
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??
Candidate : My Performance Sir.
Officer : M P.
Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??
Officer : Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer : ??Now What Is Thissss ????
Candidate: My Pleasure Sir  ;)