If animals have facebook , these are most likely to be their status updates :-

Cockroch : Managed to skip someone's foot step, man i lead a dangerous lifestyle

Mosquito : I am HIV positive , it's all due to wrong sucking

Hen : If tomorrow I do not update my status means, I am being served at KFC, Love you all !!!

Octupus : I have just refilled my ink, Hurray

Goat : Friends, dont go out Eid's holiday is coming soon.

Pig Writes a comment on Goat's status "Lucky I am forbidden (haram) for Muslims"

Goat replies back: "Dont you remember that there is Chinese new year after Eid"