• So, my son's little friend is over here, and they asked if they could have a snack. The little friend specifically requested a popsicle, and I said that would be fine. They each grabbed one from the freezer.

A few minutes later the kid says, "Are we allowed to have 2 popsicles?" I knew he would be going home for lunch soon, so I said no.

He was disappointed, and I asked if he did not like the popsicle he'd chosen. He said no. I said, "Oh well," thinking that he should finish what he'd opened and started eating.

A second later I hear "plunk". He'd thrown the darn thing away, after about 3 licks