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  1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  2. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

  3. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

  4. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

  5. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

  6. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

  7. A woman has the last word in any argument. 
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

  8. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

  9. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.

  10. See about Marriage Maths

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