“Although I was consuming thousands of calories a day during the party years, I was actually starving myself of healthy food. The more crap I ate, the stupider I got, as seen on Seasons 1 through 5 of Jersey Shore. When I stopped drinking and started eating lots of greens, whole grains, and lean meats, it was like my brain woke up from a five-year coma. My life turned around, and things clicked into place in my relationship and my career. What goes into your body comes out in your life. If you want success, love, and the strength to cope with anything life throws at you, feed your body the healthy food it needs. ... 'Snooki' was the character I was playing." 

--Snooki on what was prompting her to be all off the wall during her "Jersey Shore" years, and we're gonna have to disagree with this. 

   Yeah, she's making a fair point about what you put into your body being important, but we don't think it was anything more complex than a 21-year-old drinking at the bar at the beach in the summer that encouraged Snooki's reckless behavior.  

   We're super glad that girl's turned her life around and gotten healthy -- she's one of the best success stories out there, right now, with regard to reality television -- but let's be realistic, even just for a minute.