We're going to be talking about Paris Jackson, the absurdly beautiful daughter of Michael Jackson, so go ahead and take a few moments to be shocked and amazed by her loveliness ... are we good? OK, so let's get to the actual topic of discussion, which is that Paris Jackson has a new last name on Instagram. Cue the clutching of the pearls!

   If you're thinking that there couldn't possibly be Paris Jackson marriage rumors because it was just yesterday that she was a little kid, well, you're kind of right. Paris is just 17 years old, but she's been dating her fella, soccer player Chester Castellaw, for at least several months now. It seems like she's pretty into him, and for the past couple of days she's been posting photos of them together, like that one up there and also this one:

   A teenager posting cuddly pictures with her boyfriend on Instagram isn't exactly unheard of, that's true, but still, the marriage rumors persist. And Paris did a pretty big thing to fuel those rumors even more:

  Yes, like Kim Kardashian West before her, Paris has changed her very famous name to include her boo's surname. What is this? Is it just something that kids do these days instead of the doodled hearts around an imagined married name that girls used to do in olden times? We don't know. What we do know is that while Paris is likely more mature than many 17-year-olds, given all she's been through, we still hope her new name is just pretend. 

   Regardless of her relationship status, we have nothing but the best wishes for Paris and her happiness. Because seriously, have you seen her? She might be a literal angel.