Actually when girls say that you broke or that you are breaking our hearts, we do not really mean that it was only our hearts that you are breaking. You wasted our time, made us look like a fool and yes, at times all other parts of the body aches too.
So, being known as fragile, sweet and delicate counterpart of the mighty men, what would most likely happen?
Here are possible scenarios:
5. Drama Queen Hour
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Yes. Most of the time, we cry.
And we do not cry like a lady with the little tears and the floral or white hanky. We cry with lots of tears and of course the mucus showing a bit of itself while we speak. We cry like a baby and scream and try break things. We feel like nothing could really stop the pain so why hesitate on showing it to the world and damaging the things around us. Not all girls do this. But most of the girls do.
Cry like a baby. Perform like a drama queen.
4. Friends to the Rescue
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Another scenario is when your goofy but loyal friends come to the rescue.
Friends somehow have a special connection to your thoughts. When they feel like you need them, of course they would come running. They could either come with pizza, liquor or both. And two things can then happen. We could either have the best times of our lives and be happy for a while or we could end up drunk, sobbing and then drunk dialing you. Of course waking up dehydrated, feeling worse or sick and ashamed is another story.
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3. Me against the world moment
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Now,this is sometimes the hallmark of deep seated depression or she simply wants to be alone.
At times, when you break your girl's heart. She tends to stay away from everyone. She could be doing number five while being alone in her room as she is watching the latest action/hero movie released by Marvel. She could even cry while watching a supposedly funny noontime show. She could be eating and chewing and eating again while reading her favorite John Green novel. Of course, she could be doing number five as well. I bet you can imagine the tear stained pages.
Or she could be just staring blankly at the ceiling feeling everything and nothing all at the same time. She is now afraid. Did she choose the right person? Don't she deserve to be happy? Isn't she enough? her thoughts would trap her and her only escape can only be number five.
She won't answer your calls or anyone else's. She feels dissociated. Like no one can really understand anyway. And this is just sad, right?
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2. Shopaholic Alert
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This is really an alert since this would later cause regret, more tears and unexpected weekend poverty. Except of course if you happen to belong to a well funded family. If so, go and spend your heart away. :)
But if you are a typical girl like me, you need to read this part and at least try controlling your urges.
And again, for you boys.. your girl would first decide to fix her hair. Color her black locks to blonde and cut it to the latest bob trend instead. Then paint her nails pussy red after a self indulging foot spa. She would then decide on buying new accessories, clothes, shoes and bags that would come with the look. Of course, she would go hungry and eat somewhere nice and fancy. Finally, a movie ticket to close the long day.
Then tadaaaa! 0.00 balance.