Eddie Kingston is my Huckleberry: A very twisted fan fiction (Part 5)

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Prelude: The wedding day. It's a very romantic day that two people unite to become a family...yes, that's what it is all about! Or is there more?

Everyone was scrambling and helping me to get dress as well as Eddie is and our kids. Soon enough, it was time to get to the church  and there were a lot of photos before the wedding and then after the wedding, but, inside was not expected to be. As the wedding ceremony begin, as the reverend says, "Dearly beloved, we are gather here today with this lovely couple in holy matrimony. Does anyone who here object why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace?" Well, a lot of people did. It started with Gregory Iron. "I object to this, on the count of me wanting Veda Scott, but, that's for another time, you see, I am objecting this because Lindsie should not marry Eddie Kingston, because he's a jerk and Lindsie should married..." said Gregory, when Eddie punch him in the face. Next person objected was Heidi Lovelace, who did not say a word, but, she tried to attack me, but, I dodge her and she knockdown the reverend. Next was Roderick Strong and he tries to kiss me, but, Eddie grab him and throw him on the floor. There were a whole lot of interruptions. Sara Del Ray, Britani Knight, LuFisto, and Candice LeRae protest that I should not be getting married to Eddie Kingston at all. They end up saying who I should married. Sara says I should married Claudio Castagnoli. I said, "He's on the road the most and I still don't know why he's still bald", Britani Knight suggest that I should marry Zack Sabre Jr. Eddie shouted no. LuFisto suggest I should marry Joey Ryan, but Candice LeRae got livid, before she said I should marry Chris Hero. There were other guys who had to object. Tyler Black had to object because he says that I was drooling about him. "That was Dominique, Tyler, and I don't think so" I said. John Moxley show up and he said that I should marry him. Eddie chase after him and then beat him up. Heck, Claudio show up and he said that I should marry CM Punk as he was just kidding, but, he wanted me to marry Chris. Eddie got so mad, he lift up Claudio and toss him to everyone who was coming in to object. It was that brutal. "Now, is there anyone who is going to object this wedding?" ask Eddie as he was really angry. Suddenly, our quadruplets were crying.

 

"I think they object on the count of being upset" I said. Eddie was laughing. "That's really cute. Let's get them to be calm down" said Eddie. "Yeah. We will be right back everyone!" I said. All four of them were crying and Eddie and I had to make sure they were calm. All of them stop crying, because they know that we are here. As I was calming down Lauren Maria, something really happened when Lauren Maria said her first word, "Mama". Eddie and I look at each other. "Did you hear Lauren Maria?" I ask Eddie. "Yeah, she said mama" said Eddie. I look at Lauren Maria. "Can you say dada?" I ask. "Dada" said Lauren Maria. Soon, the others repeated what Lauren Maria said. I suddenly started to cry. Soon, my mother came and she sees me crying. "Lindsie, why are you crying?" ask my mother. "The quadruplets are start talking" I said crying. "Oh my!" said my mother. Everyone heard. So, we continue with the ceremony and tie it with the baptizing of our quadruplets. Then the reverend said this, "I pronounce you as a whole family. Share the love between you two and your quadruplets and not to mention, your whole family" Then Eddie and I kiss. "Bless to this family and their marriage, I give to you in the state of New Jersey, the family together as the Kingston family" said the reverend. As Eddie and I walk together, we all joined with everyone as they bless us. Soon, we headed to the reception hall. As we got there, I was walking with Eddie and the two of us was really happy. As we enter, there was a huge food fight! "I think we enter the wrong room" I said. "No, this is the right room, but, who started this?" ask Eddie. "I see who" I said. Suddenly, I see my father. My mother was not in the room. She was waiting for us with the quadruplets. "Mother!" I said. "Lindsie, I am so sorry" said my mother. "Why is dad doing here?" I ask. "He's started it. I told him not to enter there, because you and Eddie are not in there, but, he ignore me" said my mother. "Call the police" I said. My mother did. Meanwhile, Eddie look in and he sees his family in this mess. "Eddie, don't worry. My father has gone too far over this. The police will come and have him arrested" I said. "I know, but, the food" said Eddie. "I know. I so would like the food" I said. My mother came back to us. "They are coming with in 10 minutes" said my mother. I was really upset. I was going to cry, but, Eddie comfort me. "Come on, lets take the ninos and ninas somewhere safe" said Eddie. "I agree. They don't want to see this" I said. Eddie, my mother, and I took the quadruplets to a room that was a playroom. The quadruplets was really happy when they saw the toys.

 

I was really happy that they are safe. When the police arrived they arrested my father. When they arrested him, he started to resist. He end up fighting the police officers and then he ran to find Eddie and me with our quadruplets. My father went after Eddie, but, I had to stop him. I threw one punch and down he went. He gets back up and then he threw a punch at me. Suddenly, Eddie block the punch. "I am not going let you hurt my wife!" said Eddie in anger. Eddie fought against my father, but soon enough, someone came to help my father out. Eddie went after the guy, while I took on against my father. "Don't you ever hurt me again you bastard!" I said. My father had nothing to say as he was getting beat up. Soon, the police came and separated us. They took my father in. As for that guy who help my father, he got arrested too. I was so upset. The police ask us questions. We told them everything. "I don't get this" said my mother. "What? That dad got here before we can?" I ask. "Yes. How did he know you would be here?" my mother ask. It was a question that was bothering us. It was just that bad and what's worse, we did not had the reception, due to the jerks at catering scams us, because they can't make any more food, because it's wrong that how the food was used. Well, it was wrong for them to say that, because their contract never stated that nor it ever said that they change the rules of the agreement. "What do you mean they can't make anymore food?" ask Eddie. "Well they said that the way how the food is used and they refused. They are scamming us because they like to steal money!" I said. "I want to kill them!" said Eddie. "Hold it you two. I think we can handle this" said my mother.

 

Sure enough, she did. She confronted them and she really got answers, but, not what I thought it would be. "So?" I ask. "They still refused and if they want to make more, we have to pay more" said my mother. "I am going in there" said Eddie with an anger tone. "No, you are not going in there. I AM!" I said. Sure enough, I did. "What's wrong with you assclowns?" I ask in anger. "We refused to serve your kind!" said the head chef. I looked at the tattoo of the head chef and I learned that he was a white supremacist. The other cooks and prep chefs are in terror of their head chef. "Really? Is that so, you racist pig! You don't deserved to be cooking for anyone or be in charge of a catering staff who is in fear by you, WHITE SUPREMACIST!" I said. All of the staff looked at me and the head chef comes and attack me with a knife and shouted, "You are nothing more then a s..." Suddenly a waiter stop the head chef attacking me. "No, you don't get it. She's not Puerto Rican. Her husband is and she is like you, but, she has respect for all of us. You are a racist pig, man!" said the waiter. The head chef was in shock and he drop the knife. Then he attack the waiter, but, the rest of the catering staff assaulted him. He was cursing a whole lot and then he said, "I am going to the police for this brutality!" "Go ahead and tell them you got your ass whoop, because you are a racist!" I said. The head chef ran so fast, he was gone. "Thank you for your help Miss Lindsie" said the waiter. "It was nothing. I did not want Eddie to come in here. He would be in trouble, but, I don't want to happen to him" I said. "Listen, we will give you the dinner" said the waiter. "Thank you" I said. That is what happened. After a huge cleaning, everything went go as planned. We had this sweet reception and there were a whole lot of shenanigans. Homicide does this video tribute of Eddie in his wrestling career as a wedding gift. Veda Scott decides to be really funny by giving me my own set of wrestling gear that was going with Eddie's.

 

My gift to Eddie, besides our love and our quadruplets was something he was laughing about. It was a very crazy wedding cake and it had fondant as barbed wires and red icing as the blood and two sculptures as a sweet couple inside a wrestling ring standing on top of other wrestlers. "Lindsie, I so like it" said Eddie. "Well, my dear husband, I thought to make it very clever enough to make you smile" I said. Sure enough, Eddie had something for me. He had two first class plane tickets for our honeymoon. "Eddie! You did this for me?" I ask. "For both of us. I was trying to get two tickets for coach, but, they end up selling our seats by accident" said Eddie. "Aw, I can't believe some people would do that" I said. So, it was getting late and our family promise to watch the quadruplets as we headed to the airport to go to Puerto Rico. 

As we got changed and headed to the airport, I looked at Eddie and he sees me being scared. "Lindsie, what's wrong?" ask Eddie. "I'm scared being on an airplane" I said. "I thought you were okay about it?" ask Eddie. "No, not this airline" I said. "What's wrong?" ask Eddie. I told him in private. "You're not kidding?" ask Eddie. "I am not" I said. "Well, I will be with you" said Eddie. "Thank you my dear husband" I said. We got on board and sat in first class. Somehow a steward looked at me and said something that made Eddie really mad. "Well, well, look what we have here, the whore who wanted for more!" said the steward. "Dude! What do you want from my lady?" ask Eddie. "Nothing, I was wanting that ass for myself!" said the steward. "Really? You want my wife? Nah, you don't want to, because she is mine. I love her and you are nothing more than a lowlife!" said Eddie. "Lowlife? And what you are a doofus?" ask the steward. Sure enough the steward took a swing on Eddie, but, Eddie dodge it. All the passengers and the other stewards and stewardesses looked what happened and a stewardess grab the steward and brought him to the coach class and tied him up. Another stewardess came to apologized for her co-worker to do that. "It's okay, really. He was the same dude who went after me" I said. "I know. He's been hitting on all of the female passengers. Once you and your husband reach your destination, you will fill out a complaint form and we will handle it from there" said the stewardess. "Thank you" I said.

 

Once we got to Puerto Rico, I got a website to fill out the complaint and took care of it. Eddie was getting our luggage. Soon, Eddie and I got to our hotel and we see everything. "It's so beautiful" I said. "Like you are" said Eddie as he came up to me and he wrap his arms around me and he kiss me. "Eddie, where did you learn this?" I ask. "Well, Steve Corino show me" said Eddie. "Oh yeah, him. He's such a thug when he is in a hoodie" I said. "Really?" ask Eddie. "Yeah, I really do mean it, Eddie Kingston" I said as I giggle. "I know that you do think of me like that, don't you, Lindsie Kingston?" ask Eddie. "Sort of" I said. Eddie turn me around and he kiss me on the lips. We went outside of our hotel to see the city we are at. It was crazy. We seen a lot of stuff being sold, entertainment, and we tried some food. They treat Eddie with respect and they welcome me as family. Eddie and I looked at stuff and we had some fun. Soon, there was some entertainment. There was a wrestling sideshow where guys would fight against their best wrestler for money. We learned it was Carlito. He beat up a few guys, but, Eddie wants to go at it. "Fine, but, you want to slip into something" I said as I grab his duffel bag that has his ring gear. Eddie smiled and he kiss me. I informed the guy who was promoting it. "Hey there! My husband wants to wrestle against your guy" I said. "Really, where is your husband?" ask the guy. "He's coming" I said. Sure enough, Eddie show up. "Wait, this is your husband?" ask the guy. "Yeah, this is my husband" I said. The guy was laughing at Eddie. "I would not laugh at him if I was you" I said. "Why? He has his own clothing to wrestle!" said the guy. "They call it ring gear and you do not want to make Eddie really mad" I said. Eddie went in the ring and he so went after Carlito. They put on a huge match. The guy said that Eddie would wrestle for five minutes, but, Eddie and Carlito wrestled for half-hour. The guy was in shock. Eddie ends up winning the match and the guy had to pay Eddie. "I'm so sorry about this!" said the guy. "You should, when you ever make fun of me!" said Eddie.

 

Eddie got the money and he picks me up. We kiss and headed to the hotel to our room. We end up getting changed as we end up going out to dinner. We were told that there was a restaurant a few blocks from the hotel. So, we went. It was really sweet. They had music to play and Eddie order dinner for the both of us after I read what I want to eat. As we are waiting to eat, Eddie and I dance with the music playing. It was so sweet. I was so lost in Eddie's eyes. Soon our food came and we eat. As we eat, there was some entertainment. It was really nice. After we eat, Eddie paid the bill and we walk around and see the sun set. We walk back to our hotel room and soon we end up making out and then we had sex. Eddie was much better and I was so loving it. Soon, we went to sleep. By the next day, I woke up and see that Eddie was missing. So, I got in the bathroom to take a shower. As I was cleaning, someone was creeping on me. "Hello!" I said. No answer. So, I kept cleaning, until I felt something. I was felt so scared, yet I did not know what to do! Suddenly, I felt so red and chills. "I so love this" I said. "I know you do" said a voice. I was so weak. I turn around. It was Eddie Kingston. "I was wondering where you go?" I ask. "I was seeking for breakfast. It took me that long" said Eddie. "Oh. No recommendation?" I ask. "Oh, they do" said Eddie. "But, where did you go?" I ask. "I had to see why I could not get anyone to answer me. Lot of busy people" said Eddie. "Okay" I said. "But, one thing is for sure, I wanted to come back to you" said Eddie. "Aw! I wonder how much I love you" I said. Eddie and I kiss. Soon, we end up having sex in the shower. As we were so doing it, my phone rang. It was my mother. She left me a voice mail.

As we got changed and headed to the airport, I looked at Eddie and he sees me being scared. "Lindsie, what's wrong?" ask Eddie. "I'm scared being on an airplane" I said. "I thought you were okay about it?" ask Eddie. "No, not this airline" I said. "What's wrong?" ask Eddie. I told him in private. "You're not kidding?" ask Eddie. "I am not" I said. "Well, I will be with you" said Eddie. "Thank you my dear husband" I said. We got on board and sat in first class. Somehow a steward looked at me and said something that made Eddie really mad. "Well, well, look what we have here, the whore who wanted for more!" said the steward. "Dude! What do you want from my lady?" ask Eddie. "Nothing, I was wanting that ass for myself!" said the steward. "Really? You want my wife? Nah, you don't want to, because she is mine. I love her and you are nothing more than a lowlife!" said Eddie. "Lowlife? And what you are a doofus?" ask the steward. Sure enough the steward took a swing on Eddie, but, Eddie dodge it. All the passengers and the other stewards and stewardesses looked what happened and a stewardess grab the steward and brought him to the coach class and tied him up. Another stewardess came to apologized for her co-worker to do that. "It's okay, really. He was the same dude who went after me" I said. "I know. He's been hitting on all of the female passengers. Once you and your husband reach your destination, you will fill out a complaint form and we will handle it from there" said the stewardess. "Thank you" I said.

 

Once we got to Puerto Rico, I got a website to fill out the complaint and took care of it. Eddie was getting our luggage. Soon, Eddie and I got to our hotel and we see everything. "It's so beautiful" I said. "Like you are" said Eddie as he came up to me and he wrap his arms around me and he kiss me. "Eddie, where did you learn this?" I ask. "Well, Steve Corino show me" said Eddie. "Oh yeah, him. He's such a thug when he is in a hoodie" I said. "Really?" ask Eddie. "Yeah, I really do mean it, Eddie Kingston" I said as I giggle. "I know that you do think of me like that, don't you, Lindsie Kingston?" ask Eddie. "Sort of" I said. Eddie turn me around and he kiss me on the lips. We went outside of our hotel to see the city we are at. It was crazy. We seen a lot of stuff being sold, entertainment, and we tried some food. They treat Eddie with respect and they welcome me as family. Eddie and I looked at stuff and we had some fun. Soon, there was some entertainment. There was a wrestling sideshow where guys would fight against their best wrestler for money. We learned it was Carlito. He beat up a few guys, but, Eddie wants to go at it. "Fine, but, you want to slip into something" I said as I grab his duffel bag that has his ring gear. Eddie smiled and he kiss me. I informed the guy who was promoting it. "Hey there! My husband wants to wrestle against your guy" I said. "Really, where is your husband?" ask the guy. "He's coming" I said. Sure enough, Eddie show up. "Wait, this is your husband?" ask the guy. "Yeah, this is my husband" I said. The guy was laughing at Eddie. "I would not laugh at him if I was you" I said. "Why? He has his own clothing to wrestle!" said the guy. "They call it ring gear and you do not want to make Eddie really mad" I said. Eddie went in the ring and he so went after Carlito. They put on a huge match. The guy said that Eddie would wrestle for five minutes, but, Eddie and Carlito wrestled for half-hour. The guy was in shock. Eddie ends up winning the match and the guy had to pay Eddie. "I'm so sorry about this!" said the guy. "You should, when you ever make fun of me!" said Eddie.

 

Eddie got the money and he picks me up. We kiss and headed to the hotel to our room. We end up getting changed as we end up going out to dinner. We were told that there was a restaurant a few blocks from the hotel. So, we went. It was really sweet. They had music to play and Eddie order dinner for the both of us after I read what I want to eat. As we are waiting to eat, Eddie and I dance with the music playing. It was so sweet. I was so lost in Eddie's eyes. Soon our food came and we eat. As we eat, there was some entertainment. It was really nice. After we eat, Eddie paid the bill and we walk around and see the sun set. We walk back to our hotel room and soon we end up making out and then we had sex. Eddie was much better and I was so loving it. Soon, we went to sleep. By the next day, I woke up and see that Eddie was missing. So, I got in the bathroom to take a shower. As I was cleaning, someone was creeping on me. "Hello!" I said. No answer. So, I kept cleaning, until I felt something. I was felt so scared, yet I did not know what to do! Suddenly, I felt so red and chills. "I so love this" I said. "I know you do" said a voice. I was so weak. I turn around. It was Eddie Kingston. "I was wondering where you go?" I ask. "I was seeking for breakfast. It took me that long" said Eddie. "Oh. No recommendation?" I ask. "Oh, they do" said Eddie. "But, where did you go?" I ask. "I had to see why I could not get anyone to answer me. Lot of busy people" said Eddie. "Okay" I said. "But, one thing is for sure, I wanted to come back to you" said Eddie. "Aw! I wonder how much I love you" I said. Eddie and I kiss. Soon, we end up having sex in the shower. As we were so doing it, my phone rang. It was my mother. She left me a voice mail.

(Continue to part 6!)



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