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Pokemon That Would Probably Be Good At Sex

1. Machamp 4 arms and super strength? Take off that speedo and get over here, Machamp! (Does the speedo come off?) 

That tongue. 'Nuff said. 

3. Alakazam They're said to be smarter than a supercomputer, which means they definitely know some tricks. That coupled with their telekinetic abilities means these Psi pokemon would probably rock your world. 

4. Bulbasaur Ok so these little guys look very much like animals, but what they lack in the ability to walk upright, they make up for with their vine whip. Their ability to grow appendages from their backs means Bulbasaur could do all sorts of freaky shit to you.

 

5. Ditto It can literally be anything you want it to be. It's all your fantasies wrapped up in the form a chewed up piece of gum.  

6. Cubone They know their way around a bone, if you catch my drift. Plus, everyone know mommy issues translate to interesting sex.  

 

8. Jigglypuff Okay. That's the end of this weird ass list. You read through two whole pages about fucking pokemon. Do you feel good about yourself for reading it?

 


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