Funny Halloween Quotes 2014

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Halloween is great event specially for kids. With a funny quoteyou can make it more memorable. I've come up with some reallyFunny Halloween Quotes For 2014.

1) Fernando Pessoa

Look, there is no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

2) Rita Rudner

Halloween's really confusing. All my life my parents said," Never Take Candy from strangers." And they dressed me up and said go beg for it. I really didn't know what to do. " I Knock people's door and go " Trick Or Treat", " No Thank You."

3) Rodney Dangerfield

On Halloween, parents sent out there kids looking like me.

4) Richard Harris

Ghosts, Like Ladies, never speak till spoke to.

5) Loyd Douglas

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.

6) Nina Willis Walter

The Witches Fly
Across the sky,
The owls go "Who? Who? Who?"
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
"Scary Halloween To You"

7) Steve Almond

Nothing on the earth so beautiful as final haul on Halloween night.

8) Dee Snider

Halloween Is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.

9) Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.

10) George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only moon howls.
I hope friends you'll be sharing it with your friends. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

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